The Pedicure

One of the most luxurious experiences for me is the pedicure. I get to sit in one of those great spa chairs that massages my back while some cute little manicurist (whom I cannot understand) pampers me, rubbing my lower legs with oil and painting my toenails. Remember all problems in life are resolved by wearing big gold earrings and red toenails. At least that's what I read somewhere.